The topic for today’s discussion is spring. And, while I’m not sure if
cupcake meant for the conversation to hover over the season, bed springs, or
the leaf springs one might find in the back of a truck. I am, however, certain
that this conversation will leave out my favorite type of spring, the slinky.
Why am I sure of this? Because I believe if she had wanted me to talk about a
slinky she would have said a slinky. So, instead we’ll talk about spring.
And, taking a dart and throwing it at a random topic (OW! Oops, sorry
Erik) I’m going to go with the season. Spring is the time of year when the
earth quite literally comes back to life. The fall and winter are the slow
death of the earth. Think about it, everything is shutting down. The leaves are
falling off the trees. The grass stops growing. Many mammals go south for
warmer climes, and many others curl up in nice cozy caves and sleep through the
winter.
Spring is a period of awakening. Hibernating animals wake up, things
begin to grow and migrating animals move back in this direction (like ducks… oh
god how I loathe ducks).
Spring also kind of refers to Daylight Savings Time. This is an America
only thing (I think. Google would tell you for sure.) and spring refers to springing
forward one hour (yay time travel) so that we would have more daylight in the
evening hours then we would in the mornings. Mother Nature sort of does this
herself as well.
The earth as it rotates around the sun also spins on its axis, and that
cockeyed, meaning the earth is angled, and at any one point in the year the
earth could be pointed towards or away from the sun. As things are rolling
around to spring in the northern hemisphere (our hemisphere) is pointing
towards the sun. This means that more of the northern hemisphere is lit up and
lit up longer than it is during the winter. This makes summers at the North
Pole extremely interesting, seeing as the sun never sets.
In the context of something I understand a little better than science,
spring exists in Dungeons and Dragons just as it does on earth. I don’t know
why it wouldn’t, unless the DM has you playing on a planet that greatly
resembles Hoth. And, even Hoth would have a period of spring like weather. It’s
probably more like spring in Antarctica than it is around the center of the
earth.
And, yes, there are rules as to how things apply to the world as there
are with weather. Take a muddy road for instance. It’s just rained for a day and
a half, everything is soaked, and the streets (which are little more than
packed dirt) are muddy. People have trouble walking and running in it, thus
reducing travel speed, and it sucks down and holds tight to wagon wheels,
increasing travel time. And, remember the runner I mentioned, he’s going to
have to make balance checks every ten to twenty feet to see if he slides in the
muck. If he fails that check he has to make a reflex save to avoid falling, and
depending on how the save goes he might have to roll for damage as well.
Then there are allergies. I still haven’t looked to see if there are
rules for allergies or not. Meh.
And, yes, all of that does sound extremely tedious, and I’m not the
sort of dungeon master who’s going to demand those checks whenever a PC moves
ten feet. Nope, the only time that would matter is during a combat encounter,
or some other strenuous event where the rolling of the dice is important.
Anywho, that’s all from me for the day.
Beware the Dire Squirrel.
Ryan
3-22-14
